Cute I Love You Jokes, Funny I Love You Like Jokes For Her

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Cute I Love You Jokes

 

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Cute i love you jokes for her

 

cute i love you jokes

 

In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go.

 

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

 

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

  

You must be star because you look beautiful from a distance.

 

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

 

What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!

 

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

 

 True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.Stop with all the bread jokes.

 

I don't love bread, I loaf it I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing. 

 

Cute Love Jokes

 

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cute love jokes for her

 

Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: Your purr-fect for me!

 

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: Lets hang out!

 

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: I love you a ton!

 

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: You’re not so baaaa-d!

 

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?

 

A: Because you can really party hearty!

 

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: I’m stuck on you!

 

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

 

A: His ghoul-friend!

 

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: Be my valenstein!

 

Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: By my valenslime

 

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

 

A: Hogs and Kisses!

 

Q: What do you call two birds in love?

 

A: Tweethearts!

 

Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?

 

A: I love you a watt!

 

Knock, Knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Emma

 

Emma who?

 

Emma hoping  I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!

 

Knock, Knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Sherwood

 

Sherwood who?

 

Sherwood like to be your valentine!

 

Knock, knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Luke

 

Luke who?

 

Luke who got a Valentine!

 

 

I Love You Like Jokes

 

Funny i love you like jokes for her

 

Corny i love you like jokes

 

How do you properly make love to a fat woman?

Roll her around in flour and find the wet spot!

 

Whats the definition of a happy marriage?

One where the husband gives and the wife takes 

 

Whats the difference between love and marriage?

Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener! 

 

When is it okay to Love thy neighbor?

When her husband is away on business!

 

What is love?

The delusion that one woman differs from another.

 

How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?

She wore a raspberry beret. 

 

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

It was icing on the cake.

 

Why do men love big tits and a tight ass?

Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. 

 

What happened when two vampires went on a blind date?

It was love at first bite!

 

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever. 

 

Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?

Cause he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

 

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle.

 

What do you call it when a boy and girl make love for the first time?

Cumming of Age. 

 

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