But Officer--Police Officer Jokes| Jokes For The Day

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But Officer

 

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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.  "But officer," the man began, 

 

"I can explain."  

 

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.  

 

" I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."  

 

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," 

 

"And I said to keep quiet!  You're going to jail!"  A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 

 

"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding...  He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."  

 

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. 

 

"I'm the groom."

 

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