Bruce Lee Jokes--Best Bruce Jenner Jokes, Funny Famous People Jokes

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Bruce Lee Jokes

 

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Bruce Lee doesn't get sea sick, the sea gets Bruce Lee sick.

 

Bruce Lee so awesome he made chuck norris drink his own pee then pee it out again and insert it in his veins

 

Bruce Lee is so awesome they're remaking the wrath of kahn into the wrath of lee

 

Bruce Lee is so awesome even Naruto didn't belive it! Bruce Lee once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, breaking him in half.

 

Bruce Lee always judges a book by its cover.

 

Bruce Lee gave Mona Lisa her smile. It happened when she saw Bruce naked.

 

Bruce Lee's semen cures cancer and AIDS. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Bruce Lee.

 

Bruce Lee does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Bruce Lee doesn't wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from

 

Bruce Lee One time Bruce Lee and a wookie got into a fight. Bruce Lee ripped the wookie's arms off.

 

Bruce Lee so awesome he doesnt have babies other men give theres to him cuz theyre actualy his to begin with....

 

Bruce Lee is so awesome he did the cinnamon challenge and the saltine cracker challenge in under one minute while on salvia

 

Bruce Lee is so famous they made a last minute name change to the land of the lost calling it the land of the lee Dont spread the love spread the Bruce Lee...

 

Bruce Lee doesnt have a middle name cuz the bruce kicked it and the lee punched it till it was a quivering pile of rotten meant...it slunked away and that is how chuck norris was born..

 

Bruce Lee is so awesome that he got cancer but his tumor fell off and lost its awesomeness and thats how jacob kiner was born 

 

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