Black Friday Jokes - Joke of the day

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What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! 

 

Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year 

 

Black Friday = Broke Saturday 

 

Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping?

He heard boys underwear was half off. 

 

What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?

A Macintosh. 

 

How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal?

Don't worry they'll let you know. 

 

Who profits the most on Black Friday?

The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day. 

 

How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line with you on Black Friday?

He Jingles All The Way.

 

What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?

Credit card payment slips!

 

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

 

Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?

The one who earns the least.

 

Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?

They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier. 

 

What's the best time to rob Ice Cube?

Black Friday After Next.

 

Why was the hot white girl waiting in line on Black Friday?

To get a Starbucks latte.

 

What do people eat on Black Friday?

Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.

 

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving's feast.

 

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

It matches the mood of all those unhappy bloated shoppers.

 

Why did Obama's family go shopping on Black Friday?

What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?

 

Why is Donald Trump getting rid of Black Friday?

Because he wants an All White Christmas. 

 

Black Friday One Liners

 

Black Friday: A day Americans are willing to kill over materialistic things just a day after celebrating what they're already thankful for. 

 

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze 

 

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over tvs & stuff on sale 

 

Black Friday. You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday. 

 

I'll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way.... by completely ignoring it. 

 

Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don't Have On Things They Don't Need. 

 

I farted in the Apple Store on Black Friday and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows. 

 

Probable Headline: "1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday." 

 

Black Friday is more like the Hunger Games, and the winner gets $10 off a toaster. 

 

I miss the good old days when Black Friday was ACTUALLY on Friday. 

 

For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday. 

 

EVERY day is "Black Friday" if you're a Kardashian. 

 

"Black Friday" came earlier this year for me (my TV was stolen) 

 

I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday. 

 

Why the hell don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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