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Doctor: You have a heart problem.. So, throw away anything which makes you feel bad..
Patient: So, Can I throw your hospital charges bill?
Doctor: ???
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Doctor: I have some bad news and very bad news.. What you wanna hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first..
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news.. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
Patient: ?!?!?!
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Patient: Doctor, is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married..!
Patient: Will it help to live a long life?
Doctor: No.. but it will avoid such thoughts..
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Jack: Doctor, my wife drunk a liter of petrol. What can I do?
Doctor: Ask her to run 60Km. Then it’ll be alright.
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Patient: Doctor I have a problem, I keep losing my temper with people
Doctor: Alright, don’t worry. Tell me about your problem?
Patient: I just said, you stupid bastard.
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Person: Doctor, my son swallowed our house key one month before
Doctor: But, why you bring him after a month?
Person: We had a duplicate key, so we managed.
Doctor: ?!?!
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Patient: Doctor, I couldn’t hear anything
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago
Doctor: Don’t worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions…!
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A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl..
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her
Engineer: But, every day I give an apple to her
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away..
Doctor: ?!?!
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