Best dad jokes for Father’s Day

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Monday, 01/03/2021 03:03

Is your dad a funny guy? Does he tell some super funny jokes — or are they just kinda punny? Do they make you laugh out loud, or just groan? Here are some examples of some great dad jokes to get your funny bone laughing:


What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!


How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!


I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me dad.

Oh, my side! Those are truly punny dad jokes!

Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies.

- Adrian


Have you heard the joke about the skyscraper? It's a tall story!

- Atual


What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.

- Brett


Knock, knock.

Who's there?


Me who?

Oh hi who, I'm dad.

- Diamond


Dad, can you make me a sandwich?

Poof! You're a sandwich!

- Fatima


What's the tallest building in a city?

The library. Cuz it has so many storis.

- Josh.


What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

- Kayla


Where do snowmen put their money?

In the snowbank.

- Marcel


Why did the big cat get disqualified from the race?

Because he was a cheetah.

- Michael


What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

- Violet


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