Best dad jokes for Father’s Day

Is your dad a funny guy? Does he tell some super funny jokes — or are they just kinda punny? Do they make you laugh out loud, or just groan? Here are some examples of some great dad jokes to get your funny bone laughing:

 

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

 

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

 

I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me dad.

Oh, my side! Those are truly punny dad jokes!

Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies.

- Adrian

 

Have you heard the joke about the skyscraper? It's a tall story!

- Atual

 

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.

- Brett

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh hi who, I'm dad.

- Diamond

 

Dad, can you make me a sandwich?

Poof! You're a sandwich!

- Fatima

 

What's the tallest building in a city?

The library. Cuz it has so many storis.

- Josh.

 

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

- Kayla

 

Where do snowmen put their money?

In the snowbank.

- Marcel

 

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the race?

Because he was a cheetah.

- Michael

 

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

- Violet