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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive...

 

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents.

 

Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.

 

Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?

A: Avacado's Number

 

Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

 

Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: Take the s out!

 

Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?

A: Because she sprained her angle!!

 

Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

A: It's two gross.

 

Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?

A: They required an orientation. 

 

 

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