A Police Officer--Police Jokes One Liners| Short Joke Of The Day

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A Police Officer

 

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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.  

 

He goes up to the guy's window and says, 

 

"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."  The man says, 

 

"Sorry officer I can't do that.  I am an asthmatic.  If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."  

 

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."  

 

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac.  If I do that, I'll bleed to death."  

 

"Well, then we need a urine sample."  

 

"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either.  I am also a diabetic.  If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."  

 

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."  

 

"I can't do that, officer."  

 

"Why not?" 

 

 "Because I'm too drunk to do that."

 

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