60 Short Clean Racist Mexican People Jokes That Are Funny

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Racist Mexican Jokes That Are Funny 

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Racist jokes mexican funny, or jokes about any race, that perpetuate negative racial stereotypes and racial hatred aren’t funny in our opinion. That said, we’re all different and those differences should be celebrated. And it doesn’t mean we can’t find humor in those differences, or that it’s wrong to laugh at truly funny racist jokes mexican, for example, as long as they’re not offensive.

With that in mind, and with no offence intended, here is a selection of our favorite funny racist Mexican jokes, and puns.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?

A: Carlos!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?

A: Sinko De Mayo.

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Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?

A: He joined the que que que.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

A: Alien vs Predator.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican midget?

A: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?

A: Arriba McEntire.

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Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan.

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Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?

A: Because there is no tres-passing.

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Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

A: Tequila.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?

A: Baked Beans.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

A: I don't know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges

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Q: Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?

A: The beans keep falling through the grill 

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Q: I went to the game last night and saw a Mexican wave.

A: So I waved back at him.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

A: Carlos.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan.

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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

A: He had loco motives.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto.

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Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

A: Cross country.

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Q: What do u call mexicans on a trampapoline?

A: Mexican jumping beans.

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Q: Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?

A: Cause nobody will look for them?

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Q: What’s a mexicans favorite book store?

A: Borders. 

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Q: What do Mexicans put under their carpets?

A: Underlay! Underlay!

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Q: What did the Mexican firefighter call his sons?

A: Hose A and Hose B.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican that can’t do anything?

A: A Mexican’t.

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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against one another?

A: Juan on Juan.

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Q: Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in threes?

A: Because it says “No Trespassing”.

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Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

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Q: What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

A: Mexicans.

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Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

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Q: What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

A: Their nose.

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Q: What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

A: Mexicans.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

A: Grand Theft Auto.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

A: Unemployed.

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Q: What do mexicans and vending machines have in common?

A: They both take your money and don’t work.

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Q: Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?

A: They jumped the border.

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Q: Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?

A: So they have a place to keep their taco.

 

Q: Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?

They both run jump shoot and steal.

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Q: What do you call Mexicans running down hill? 

A: Mud slide

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Q: How many people can one man keep behind a wall?

A: The entire population of Mexico.

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Q: What is a Mexicans' favorite sport?

A: Cross-Country

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Q: Why did the Mexican jumpback over the border

A: To get his welfare check

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Q: Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Q: Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?

A: So they can drive handcuffed.

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Q: What is a Mexican favorite sport 

A: cross country

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Q: what do you call a stoned Mexican

A: A- baked beans

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Q: What do you call a Mexican midget

A: A paragraph

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Q: What do you get when you kick a Mexican girl in the cunt? 

A: CuntSwella

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Q: What do you call Mexican basketball?

A: Juan on Juan.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

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Q: What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?

A: Steal a chicken

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Q: What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

A: Their nose.

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Q: What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof?

A: Chingos

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Q: Why are Mexicans so short?

A: They all live in basement apartments.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

A: Grand Theft Auto.

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Q: What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it?

A: Bean Dip.

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Q: What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A: A bench can support a family

 

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