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25 funny status sentences like 'salty' gives you 'F5' back to your personal page

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Friday, 17/09/2021 10:09

   25 funny status sentences like 'salty' gives you 'F5' back to your personal page

   

 

 

 

1. Sometimes Monday is born simply to make us appreciate Sunday.

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2.Sleep is a measure to forget sadness, dispel depression and stabilize pocket money.

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3. It is better to be fat and eat well than to fast and still be fat as usual.

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4.Money is not created and lost by itself, but transferred from salary to money for weddings, birthdays, cribs, full months...

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5. Colleagues are people who create karma together.

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6. There is one thing money cannot buy, and that is poverty.

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7. It is often said that laughter is the best way to heal all wounds. But when you laugh for no reason, then you need medicine.

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8. If life treats you so badly, I'll just go to sleep.

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9. Pleasing people is a difficult and stupid thing.

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10. Warmer than sitting by the fire is sitting by the pile of money.

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11.I want to eat less, so that I can lose weight again. I want to smile less, make myself less cute.

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12. Sometimes the person who is considered "arrogant" is someone who has poor hearing, slow reaction and bad eyesight.

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13. The reality of not having a lover is not as sad as having no money to spend, unfortunately I don't have both.

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14. Just eat and play for the rest of your life, young man. Then quietly, quietly ride the cyclo.

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15. The furthest distance in the world is not standing on Nha Rong Wharf without seeing Uncle, but opening his wallet without seeing Uncle smile.

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16. It is a fact that, even if your appearance is "ugly", as long as you are "beautiful" on the inside, outsiders will still see you as "ugly".

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17. When a woman's mood is not good, the whole world becomes a sinner.

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18. To live is to give what you have, only to realize that it is very difficult to get it back.

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19. God gave me beauty but took away the person who recognized it.

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20. Greed is not a crime, but just showing support to the cook.

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21. If you are ugly, don't be afraid, look in the mirror courageously, face it, and then slowly you will get used to it.

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22. There is nothing difficult, just afraid of not having.

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23. I really hate when watching horror movies, the main character walks into a dark room and asks: “Is anyone here?” It's as if the ghost would reply, "In this kitchen, make instant noodles?"

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24.Never sell out your friends…until the price is available.

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25. When you're bored with life, go cut your hair, because maybe you'll end up bored with your face more than your whole life.

 

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