25 funny status sentences like 'salty' gives you 'F5' back to your personal page

   25 funny status sentences like 'salty' gives you 'F5' back to your personal page

   

 

 

 

1. Sometimes Monday is born simply to make us appreciate Sunday.

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2.Sleep is a measure to forget sadness, dispel depression and stabilize pocket money.

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3. It is better to be fat and eat well than to fast and still be fat as usual.

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4.Money is not created and lost by itself, but transferred from salary to money for weddings, birthdays, cribs, full months...

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5. Colleagues are people who create karma together.

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6. There is one thing money cannot buy, and that is poverty.

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7. It is often said that laughter is the best way to heal all wounds. But when you laugh for no reason, then you need medicine.

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8. If life treats you so badly, I'll just go to sleep.

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9. Pleasing people is a difficult and stupid thing.

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10. Warmer than sitting by the fire is sitting by the pile of money.

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11.I want to eat less, so that I can lose weight again. I want to smile less, make myself less cute.

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12. Sometimes the person who is considered "arrogant" is someone who has poor hearing, slow reaction and bad eyesight.

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13. The reality of not having a lover is not as sad as having no money to spend, unfortunately I don't have both.

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14. Just eat and play for the rest of your life, young man. Then quietly, quietly ride the cyclo.

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15. The furthest distance in the world is not standing on Nha Rong Wharf without seeing Uncle, but opening his wallet without seeing Uncle smile.

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16. It is a fact that, even if your appearance is "ugly", as long as you are "beautiful" on the inside, outsiders will still see you as "ugly".

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17. When a woman's mood is not good, the whole world becomes a sinner.

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18. To live is to give what you have, only to realize that it is very difficult to get it back.

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19. God gave me beauty but took away the person who recognized it.

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20. Greed is not a crime, but just showing support to the cook.

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21. If you are ugly, don't be afraid, look in the mirror courageously, face it, and then slowly you will get used to it.

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22. There is nothing difficult, just afraid of not having.

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23. I really hate when watching horror movies, the main character walks into a dark room and asks: “Is anyone here?” It's as if the ghost would reply, "In this kitchen, make instant noodles?"

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24.Never sell out your friends…until the price is available.

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25. When you're bored with life, go cut your hair, because maybe you'll end up bored with your face more than your whole life.

 

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