23 Marketing Jokes To Bringten Your Day

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Thuday, 11/03/2021 02:03

When marketers feel the pressure of hitting their quota or launching a new product, they often forget why they chose marketing in the first place — it’s pure fun!

 

When I feel stressed out, I gather myself by remembering some great advice I received: ‘Nobody dies in Marketing’. We’re not heart surgeons or police officers where we have people’s lives at stake. As Marketers, we thrive by experimenting and having fun. So to inject a little bit of humor into your day, here are some marketing jokes I’ve either made up or heard from others. Enjoy…

Q: HOW DID THE BEEKEEPER EXPAND HIS BUSINESS?

A: He focused on bee-to-bee (B2B).

 

Q: HOW MANY MARKETING OPS SPECIALISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

A: None — they’ve automated it.

 

Q: WHAT SNACKS DO SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETERS LOVE TO EAT?

A: Insta-gram crackers.

 

Q: WHY DO SEO EXPERTS LOVE DRIVING DURING RUSH HOUR?

A: They appreciate the traffic.

 

Q: WHY DID THE MARKETER GET FIRED AS A TAP DANCER?

A: He wanted to get paid per click.

 

Q: WHY DID THE MARKETER BUILD A FENCE AROUND HER HOUSE?

A: She likes to gate all of her assets.

 

Q: HOW DO PRODUCT MARKETERS GET RID OF HOUSEFLIES?

A: A SWOT analysis.

 

Q: WHY WAS THE MOVIE DIRECTOR FASCINATED BY DOWNLOAD BUTTONS?

A: He loves calls to action!

 

Q: HOW DID THE MARCOM MANAGER OPEN THE HOOD OF HER CAR?

A: She had to press release.

 

Q: HOW ARE NASCAR DRIVERS AND MARKETERS SIMILAR?

A: They always try to capture leads.

 

Q: WHAT DO A BROWSER AND AN OVEN HAVE IN COMMON?

A: They both accept cookies.

 

Q: WHY DID THE EMAIL MARKETER’S MONKEY BREEDING BUSINESS FAIL?

A: All he had were Mail chimps.

 

Q: WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO MARKET CAT FOOD?

A: Develop buyer purrr-sonas.

 

Q: HOW DO EMAIL MARKETERS SHOP FOR TRAMPOLINES?

A: They check for bounce rate.

 

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRACULA CAMPAIGN?

A: It’s a good example of A-Count based marketing

 

Q: WHAT’S A PIRATE’S FAVORITE TYPE OF CONTENT?

A: A webinAAARRRR!

 

Q: WHY DID THE LAWYER SWITCH HER CAREER TO DEMAND GEN?

A: She was big on influencer marketing.

 

Q: WHAT DO A THERAPIST AND GDPR HAVE IN COMMON?

A: They care about your privacy.

 

Q: WHY DID THE CONTENT MARKETER KEEP ALL HER RECEIPTS?

A: She has a thing for white papers.

 

Q: WHY DID THE MARKETER PRESENT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR?

A: He wanted to have a look-alike audience.

 

Q: WHY DID THE MARKETER AND THE SALESPERSON GO TO THE MECHANIC?

A: They needed alignment.

 

Q: WHAT DID THE EMAIL MARKETER BRING TO THE POTLUCK?

A: Spam

 

Q: WHY DIDN’T THE DIGITAL MARKETER WANT TO PAY FOR GROCERIES?

A: She prefers organic.

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