20 funny wedding vows

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Thuday, 12/10/2017 05:10
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Marriage is a time for love, laughter, and happiness. However, for many couples, the ceremony can be particularly nerve-wracking. One way to calm the nerves is to remember that you are marrying your best friend and partner for life. Another way is to add a little humor to the mix. Some might use clever hashtags on RSVP cards, but another way is to incorporate humor into your vows. Funny wedding vows help to ease the tension of the big moment, show a little personality, and most importantly, have fun with the celebration.

Use the filters below to help you find inspiration for your own wedding vows, or feel free to use them word-for-word. You can choose between 100 funny wedding vows for him, for her, or unisex wedding vows. Remember, this is the happiest day of your life!

 

1. Do you take me to be your hunka-hunka burnin love?

 

2. You're the first mate to my ship captain, the Smee to my Captain Hook...

 

3. I hope to be the only people we can stand at a cocktail party forever.

 

4. I promise to unclog the tub, even though you are the only one of us with long hair.

 

5. I promise to turn on the air conditioning when you are hot, even if I am totally freezing.

 

6. I vow never to steal your covers, unless you are hogging them.

 

7. I love you like Jersey loves The Boss.

 

8. I love you more than Midwesterners love John Cougar Mellencamp.

 

9. I promise not to stop believin - if you promise to be my brown eyed girl.

 

10. Today we join our two hearts into one being and not in a Time Lord way.

 

11. Let what is joined never be parted - So say we all!

 

12. Does this mean I have to stop referring to you by your last name?

 

13. I promise to get up and get our remote from across the room, even if it was not I who placed the remote so very far away.

 

14. I promise to always respect your choice of music in the car when you are driving. If you are not driving however...

 

15. I vow to get a professional even though I really want to try to do it myself first.

 

16. I vow to open jars for you and pretend that you loosened it, even though we both know it was my manly muscles that opened that thing.

 

17. You're the french fries in my chocolate shake.

 

18. I love you more than I love cardigan sweater season.

 

19. You are the Luke to my Lorelei and the Uncle Jesse to my Aunt Becky.

 

20. Shakespeare said, "Get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee." But then again, he also stuck with that haircut.

 

 

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