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1. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
4. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
5. Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Don’t miss these clever grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
6. Knock! Knock!
Q: Who’s there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con…
A: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
7. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
8. Need to lighten the atmosphere at the office? Crack one of these work-friendly jokes.
A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
9. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
10. Check out this side-splitting collection of the funniest one-liners on the Internet.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
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