10 Short Jokes That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

1. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

3. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

4. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

5. Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Don’t miss these clever grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.

6. Knock! Knock!

Q: Who’s there?

A: Control Freak.

Q: Con…

A: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

7. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

8. Need to lighten the atmosphere at the office? Crack one of these work-friendly jokes.

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”

9. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

10. Check out this side-splitting collection of the funniest one-liners on the Internet.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.