10 jokes that will make you laugh out loud

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Friday, 19/02/2021 03:02

We all need more opportunities to laugh out loud, so I’ve gathered some more jokes by trawling the Internet just for you dear reader.


I cannot be sure who wrote them originally but I’d be happy to credit the authors if anyone can identify them.


In the meantime, here are today’s 10 jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Certainly they made me smile.


What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?

A waist of time.

Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?

He’s all right now.


Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because he had a great fall.


Laugh out loud jokesHow can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


Why didn’t the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.


What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!


What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?



What did the bartender say to the drunk who walked into the bar with jumper cables around his neck?

“You can stay but don’t try to start anything.”


What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.


The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals.

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