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What Is The Funniest Joke In The World

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"The Funniest Joke in the World" is the title most frequently used for written references to a Monty Python's Flying Circus comedy sketch, which is also known by two other phrases that appear within it, "What is the funniest joke in the world" and "Funniest joke ever told in the world", the latter being the most commonly spoken title used to refer to it. The premise of the sketch is that "what is the funniest joke in the world" is so funny that anyone who reads or hears it promptly dies from laughter.

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What is the funniest joke in the world

 

What is the funniest joke in the world 

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Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

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Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A: To get a tweetment.

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Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Clausterphobic

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Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch

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Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?

A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. 

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Q: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? 

A: He's all right now.

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Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? 

A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

A: Snowballs.

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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? 

A: Because they part for every little shit.

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Q: What’s the worst thing about being lonely?

A. Playing Frisbee.

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Q: Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?

A: It had a nosebleed.

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Q: Why do women live on average two years longer? 

A: Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.

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Q: What would you call a very funny mountain? 

A: Hill Arious"

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Q: What goes up and down but never moves? 

A: The stairs!

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Q: Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?

A: Because they’re really, really good at it.

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Q: Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

A: Because they’re bitter.

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Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

A: So their nuts don't get wet!

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What is the funniest joke in the world

What is the funniest joke in the world

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Q: What do you get if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo?

A: A woolly jumper.

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Q: What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A: Chicken Caesar salad.

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Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?

A: Patty!

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Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A: A deviled egg!

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Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: He felt crummy!

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Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils!

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Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor. 

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