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Q: What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? 

A: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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Q: What’s green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A: A pool table.

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Q: Why haven’t there been any shark attacks on lawyers? 

A: Sharks observe professional courtesy.

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Q: Why were the Stars Wars released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3? 

A: Because they were directed by Yoda.

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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? 

A: A diabetic who’s been struck by lightning.

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Q: What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? 

A: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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Q: What’s green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A: A pool table.

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Q: Why haven’t there been any shark attacks on lawyers? 

A: Sharks observe professional courtesy.

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Q: Why were the Stars Wars released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3? 

A: Because they were directed by Yoda.

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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? 

A diabetic who’s been struck by lightning.

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Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain 

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Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop talking like a horse?

A: It was a dog and pony show.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

A: The collie wobbles!

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Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?

A: A dusky husky!

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Q: What do you call a cold dog?

A: A Chilli Dog.

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Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. 

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Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus? 

A: Garden hose! 

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Q: Why are asparagus stalks leaves never lonely? 

A: Because they come in bunches. 

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Q: Why did the lemon fail his driving test?

A: It kept peeling out.

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Q: Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?

A: Liz Lemon. 

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Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

A: Cut it out!

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Q: What did the pumpkin say to the jar?

A: Soon I will be ajar to. 

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Q: Why did the students eat their homework?

A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! 

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Q: What is loud and obnoxious? 

A: A woman. 

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Q: What is love? 

A: The delusion that one woman differs from another. 

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Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your dick? 

A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your bonus.

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Q: What do you call friends who love math?

A: algebros 

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Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?

A: A middle school math problem! 

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Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation 

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Q: Who is the perfect husband?

A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open! 

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Q: What is the ideal marriage?

A: One between a deaf man and a blind woman 

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Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A: Marry it. 

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