Top 10 Best Eye Doctor Jokes,Funny Eye Jokes And Puns

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Top 10 Best Eye Doctor Jokes

 

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Eye Doctor Jokes

 

I'm about to be doing a presentation for a bunch of 5th graders.

The subject is eyes, and I'm wanting to end it with some kind of eye-related joke as they're walking away. It needs to make sense in context and be appropriate.

Anyone have any ideas?

 

Eye Doctor Jokes

 

A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling each other jokes.

The bone doctor's jokes were humorous but the eye doctor's jokes were cornea.

 

Eye Doctor Jokes

 

What did one eye say to the other eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

 

Eye Doctor Jokes

 

A man goes to an eye doctor and get eyes tested. He cant read the first letter and the doctor is concerned. Ultimately the doctor figures out that the guy cant read.

A man goes to an eye doctor to get his prescription eyeglasses.

"You mean I will be able to read after I wear these glass? Well that was easy seeing as how I never learned to read!"

Also you might want get them to name the eye doctor professions ... ophthalmologists and optometrists, but not optimists!

 

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Eye Doctor Jokes

 

Man goes to the eye doctor.

The eye doctor asks him if his eyes have ever been checked.

The man says, No they've always been brown.

 

Funny Eye Test Doctor Jokes

 

A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters.  On the bottom row were these letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied - 'I know the fellow.'

 

Special Glasses-Eye Doctor Jokes

 

John went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and was prescribed glasses.  He asked the doctor if these will I be able to read the newspaper after wearing glasses?"

"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"

"Oh! How nice it would be," said the John with joy, "I have been illiterate all my life so far."

 

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Eye Exam-Eye Doctor Jokes

 

A guy goes to the eye doctor. In the middle of the exam, the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting my nurse and me."

 

Eye Doctor Jokes

Q. Why is an eye doctor like a teacher? 

A. They both test the pupils!

 

Eye Doctor Jokes

 

A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up. 

The Dr. shows the letters on the 

board " CZWXNQSTAZKY " 

Doctor - Can you read this ?

Russian - Read ?? I even know the guy.. He's my cousin.

 

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