The thief and the Parrot

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Thuday, 08/10/2020 09:10

A thief breaks into a house when he thinks no one will be at home.

 

He’s creeping carefully through the property and as he steps into the lounge he’s stopped dead in his tracks when he suddenly hears someone say very clearly, “Jesus is watching you!”

 

He stands very still for a moment until everything in the house falls silent again. At this point he moves forward very slowly.

Once again he hears that voice, “Jesus is watching you!”

 

The thief is now frightened out of his wits and he stops once again to focus on locating the voice.

 

He’s looking around peering into the darkness when he spots a birdcage and in the birdcage is a parrot.

 

The thief looks the parrot in the eyes and asks, “Was that you who said, ‘Jesus is watching me’?”

 

“Yes”, said the parrot.

 

The thief relaxes and breathes a sigh of relief. “Thank goodness for that”, he says to the parrot. “What’s your name?”

 

“The family here call me Ronald”, said the parrot.

 

“Ronald? You cannot be serious!” laughs the thief. “What sort of family calls their pet parrot Ronald?”

 

“The sort of family that call their ferocious, Rottweiler guard dog Jesus” the parrot responds.

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