The funniest friendship quotes and sayings

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Thuday, 19/10/2017 03:10
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What is a friend good for if not a hearty laugh?

 

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

-Linda Grayson

 

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

 

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

-Greg Tamblyn

 

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

-Marlene Dietrich

 

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

-Unknown

 

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

-Unknown

 

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

-Oprah Winfrey

 

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

-Sicilian Proverb

 

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

-Otto von Bismarck

 

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

-Cookie Monster

 

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

-Bernard Meltzer

 

Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

-W.H. Auden

 

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

-Marcelene Cox

 

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

-Charles Lamb

 

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

-Clifton Fadiman

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