The funniest friendship quotes and sayings

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Thuday, 19/10/2017 03:10

What is a friend good for if not a hearty laugh?


There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

-Linda Grayson


It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson


It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh


Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

-Greg Tamblyn


It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

-Marlene Dietrich


Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.



You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.



Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

-Oprah Winfrey


Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

-Sicilian Proverb


Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

-Otto von Bismarck


Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

-Cookie Monster


A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

-Bernard Meltzer


Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

-W.H. Auden


One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

-Marcelene Cox


Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

-Charles Lamb


One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

-Clifton Fadiman

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