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Short Stupid Jokes That Make You Laugh, Stupid Funny One Liner Jokes

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Short Stupid Jokes That Make You Laugh

 

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short stupid jokes that make you laugh

 

short stupid jokes that make you laugh

 

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.

 

You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?

 

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

 

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

 

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

 

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

 

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

 

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

 

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

 

Where does one apply to be a "kept man"?

 

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

 

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

 

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

 

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West

 

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

 

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

 

Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.I am wearing a house.

 

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

 

Stupid Funny One Liner Jokes

 

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

 

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

 

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

 

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

 

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

 

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

 

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

 

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

 

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

 

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

 

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

 

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

 

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

 

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

 

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

 

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

 

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

 

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

 

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

 

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

 

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

 

The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.

 

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

 

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

 

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

 

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

 

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

 

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