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Really Funny What Do You Get Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Funny What Do You Get Jokes

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Let's read Jokes That Make You Laugh about What Do You Call Get Jokes

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What do you get jokes

What do you get jokes

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

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Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A: a yardvark!

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Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks.

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Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A: At the BP station! 

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Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?

A: Cell phones.

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Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

A: Beef Jerky.

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Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?

A: It never came out.

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Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?

A: A Gummy Bear

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Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?

A: 2 Fast 2 Curious

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Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?

A: She dyed.

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Q: What do you call a musician with problems?

A: a trebled man. 

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Best what do you call a jokes

Best what you call a jokes 

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Q: If the world is a Jacket where do poor people live?

A: In the hood. 

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Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! 

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Q: What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

A: Piccassole 

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Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?

A: Don't make me cum in there. 

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Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?

A: The grass tickles their balls 

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Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?

A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye! 

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Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A: Snowballs. 

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Q: How do you get retards out of a tree?

A: Wave to them! 

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Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?

A: Forget about it. 

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Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?

A: Love doesn't last forever. 

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Q: What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

A: Stark naked! 

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What do you get jokes that make you laugh

Good what do you call get jokes 

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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?

A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. 

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Q: Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?

A: He was charged with battery. 

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Q: Why did the snowman smile?

A: Because the snowblower is coming. 

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Q: What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?

A: Shadow. 

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Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?

A: A crayon-berry 

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Q: What do you call a magician on a plane?

A: A flying sorcerer! 

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Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly! 

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Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?

A: When you're eating a watermelon! 

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Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?

A: Tomato Paste! 

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Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A: Bare-foot. 

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Q: Why was the robot mad?

A: People kept pushing its buttons. 

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