Really Funny Jokes That Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Really Funny Jokes That Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Life is full of sorrows and we have no source to laugh or even smile in present busy schedule of life. In this situation, the people become frustrated and forget the way of laughing. They become annoy, even on a single word of funny sort. Now, there is a sole solution of this severe problem. Have you read such jokes that are so much hilarious, which could be a source of laugh out loudly? No doubt, you have read a lot of jokes in your whole life, but what number of them was really hilarious. I think, many jokes are of such types that are just capable of calling them jokes, but they are really boring in this regard. However, it does not mean that there is a shortage of really funny jokes. Here, I have a great collection of such truly funny and short jokes to make you laugh out loud

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 Jokes to make you laugh

Jokes that make you laugh

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Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A: Snowballs.

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Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?

A: Because they make up literally everything.

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Q: How do fish get high?

A: Seaweed.

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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

A: Everything’s fine. He woke up.

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Q: What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?

A: Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

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Q: Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert.

A: Because they’re always stuffed.

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

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Q: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

A: It gets toad away.

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Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

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Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: You’re too young to smoke.

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Jokes To Make You Laugh

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Funny jokes that make you laugh

Funny jokes that make you laugh

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Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: Keep the tip

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Q: What do you call a Rhino mixed with an Elephant?

A: Elephino

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Q: What's the difference between an orange?

A: One of them doesn't.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A bleeding nun

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Q: What's red and invisible? 

A: No tomatoes.

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

A: Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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Q: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Q: What did the black guy get on his SAT?

A: Barbecue sauce

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Q: What type of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A: A Toy-Yoda!

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Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

A: He was out standing in his field.

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Funny Jokes That Make You Laugh

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 Funny jokes that make you laugh

Jokes to make you laugh

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Q: What do you call a severed head in a pool? 

A: Bob.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

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Q: What's the opposite of christopher walken?

A: Christopher reeves

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Q: What do you call a camel without humps?

A: Humphrey!

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Q: What's orange, green and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

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Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.

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Q: Why did the semen covered sock cross the road?

A: Cause you forgot to change

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Q: What's brown and sticky??

A: A stick!

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Q: What do you call a pike of kittens?

A: A meowtian

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: Cuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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 Whomever it was jokes to make you laugh, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite "funny jokes that make you laugh". Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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