Happy New Year Jokes 2018

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New Year is the best time for enjoyment. Here are the some best jokes that would make your friends happy. This is the best time to share some jokes with your family members.

New Years Eve One Liners A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

 

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

 

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

 

My New Years resolution is 1080p I’m getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.

 

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

 

If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang! I have only one resolution.

 

To rediscover the difference between wants and needs.

 

May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!

 

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

 

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

 

What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you for a year!

 

What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.

 

What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve? The ice falls out of your drinks!

 

What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve? Social Security

 

New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.

 

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous

 

Knock Knock! Whos there? Mary and Abby! Mary and Abby who? Mary christmas and a Abby new year.

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