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What do you call a jokes are short question and answer jokes and are one of the most popular forms of quick fire jokes.

They are especially popular with kids, probably because of their brevity and how easy they are to remember and tell.

Here is a selection of our favorite examples of What do you call a jokes

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta 

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator 

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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: a meowntain 

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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block. 

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Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

A: An ambulance. 

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Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A: An irrelephant. 

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Q: What do you call a fat psychic?

A: A four chin teller. 

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

A: A thesaurus. 

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Q: What do you call sad coffee?"

A: Despresso. 

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Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?

A: A Gummy Bear 

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Q: What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks?

A: A Roman Catholic 

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Q: What do you cal purple when it is being mean?

A: Violent. 

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Q: What do you call a window that raps?

A: 2PANEZ 

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A: A waist of time 

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Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?

A: A loose Canon 

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Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: A pupsicle. 

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Q: What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream?

A: Depeche a la Mode. 

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Q: What do you call a condiment with a hit single?

A: A must"heard" 

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Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?

A: A heavy discussion 

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Q: What do you call the new girl at the bank?

A: The Nutella! 

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A: Nacho Cheese 

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Q: What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

A: Shakespeare. 

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Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: Hill-arious 

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Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?

A: Sherbet 

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Q: What do you call a dentist in the army?

A: A drill sergeant 

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Q: What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

A: A Frisbee. 

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Q: What do you call a magician on a plane?

A: A flying sorcerer! 

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Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?

A: Urgent Tina 

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Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor. 

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Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A: Bare-foot. 

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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny! 

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Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain?

A: A mind reader. 

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Q: What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

A: Manuel

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

A: Doug

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Q: What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

A: Douglas

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Q: What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

A: An unaware wolf

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Q: What do you call a man with a wig on his head? 

A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call a flower under your nose?

A: Tulips

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Q: What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?

A: Adele

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Q: What do you call a man who’s been buried for ten years?

A: Pete

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Q: What do you call a man who’s not religious?

A: Godfrey

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Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse

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Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?

A: Brenda

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Q: What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

A: An ambulance

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Q: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

A: A chipmonk

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Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?

A: A heavy discussion. 

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Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A: A cloud! 

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Q: What do you call a house that likes food?

A: A Condoment! 

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Q: What do you call leftover aliens?

A: Extra Terrestrials. 

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Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

A: An abdominal snowman. 

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Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal.

A: A cereal killer. 

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Q: What do you call a crushed angle?

A: A rectangle 

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Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?

A: A little hoarse

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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef

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Q: What do you call a cow with one leg?

A: A steak

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Q: What do you call a cow that’s shaky?

A: Beef jerky

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Q: What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?

A: Bill

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Q: What do you call a law student who tries to sue himself?

A: Self tort

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Q: What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn?

A: Dewey

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Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business

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Q: What do you call a wizard who takes a non-magical person into the wizarding world?

A: A smuggler

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Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

A: A cauliflower

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Megasoreass.

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Q: What do you call a man with a plank on his head ?

A: Edward !

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head ?

A: Doug !

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Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head ?

Jack !

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Q: What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ?

A: Lou !

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Q: What do you call a man with a map on his head ?

A: Miles !

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Q: What do you call a man with a car number plate on his head ?

A: Reg !

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Q: What do you call a man with a wig on his head ?

A: Aaron !

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Q: What do you call a man with a large blue-black-yellow mark on his head ?

A: Bruce !

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Q: What do you call a man with some cat scratches on his head ?

A: Claude !

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Q: What do you call a man with a boat on his head ?

A: Bob !

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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?

A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep 

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Q: What do you call a computer that sings?

A: A-Dell 

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Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?

A: Froze-T 

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Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A: A yardvark! 

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Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?

A: LMAYO 

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Q: What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head ?

A: Gail !

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Q: What do you call a girl with a tennis racket on her head ?

A: Annette !

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Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

A: Nobody nose. 

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer! 

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Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy. 

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Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?

A: Instagram. 

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Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?

A: Toad. 

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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha 

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Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Clausterphobic 

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Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

A: Beef Jerky. 

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Q: What do you call a man with a legal document on his head ?

A: Will !

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