Funny quotes about getting older

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Best getting older jokes


Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.


Old age isn't so bad when I think about the alternatives. - Maurice Chevalier


Your age is like cheese! You are just getting smellier...


How to stay young? Live honestly, eat slowly and... lie about your age!


You are never too old to learn something stupid.


Old age is when width of your mind and the waist change places.


You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns


Funny age quotes


I like you. You remind me of when I was so young and so stupid.


Anyone who stops learning is getting old. Whether at 20-ty or 80-ty. - Henry Ford


40-ty is the old age of your youth and 50-ty the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo


A person isn't old until regrets take the place of his dreams. - John Barrymore


Age is an issue of mind over matter. It doesn't matter, if you don't mind... - Mark Twain


Your age doesn't guarantee maturity.


The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest.


All diseases run into one - old age.


Getting older funny quotes


Why are we getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?


Youth is a disease from which we all recover. - Dorothy Fulheim


Old age is always 10 years older than I am. - John Burroughs


I am so old that I knew Burger King while he was still a Prince!


Another year has passed, but I'm still younger than you!


Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson


Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "what has happened???". - Jennifer Yane


Looking 40 is great, if... you're 50.

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