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Funny Jokes With Answers

Jokes with answers as the name suggests are a series of jokes in the format of a question followed by a Funny jokes with answers. These jokes are typically short and are mostly around two lines. 

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Funny jokes with answers

 Funny jokes with answer

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Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A: He sleeps at night.

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Q: Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

A: Because he is dead.

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Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A: It becomes wet.

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Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain

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Q: What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

A: TOMORROW

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Q: What looks like half apple?

A: The other half.

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Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Dinner.

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Q: What gets wet with drying?

A: A towel

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Q: Why does a bike rest on its leg?

A: Because it is too tyred.

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Funny Jokes With Answers

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We select many Funny jokes with answers to bulid this question and answer section. The jokes here are hilarious and clean. We only choose the Funny jokes with answers. And we think Funny jokes with answers are good jokes for families. Kids can answer or question the jokes with parents at home.

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Funny jokes with answers

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Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? 

A: Subordinate Clauses. 

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? 

A: Spoiled milk. 

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 

A: A nervous wreck. 

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? 

A: Right where you left him. 

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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? 

A: They're trying to get away from the noise. 

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Q: What is a zebra? 

A: 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra. 

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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?

A: Come in five flavors.

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Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?

A: Crust.

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Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Funny Jokes With Answers

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Ever heard that there's no such thing as a stupid question-Funny jokes with answers?

Just stupid answers.

Here's a bunch of Funny jokes with answers that will really get your brain in high gear before you can produce the answer. 

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Funny jokes with answers

Funny jokes with answers

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Q: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

A: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.

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Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A: A rash of good luck?

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Q: What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A: A piano.

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Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

A: It's time to go to sweep.

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Q: What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead?

A: I'll hang around for a while.

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Q: What did the rug say to the floor?

A: Don't move, I've got you covered.

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn’t chicken !!

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Q: What gets wet the more you dry?

A: A towel  !!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the raccoon it could be done !!

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Q: What did one volcano say to the other?

A: Do you lava me like I lava you?

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