Funny Jokes About Thanksgiving Turkey For Kids

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Jokes About Thanksgiving Turkey For Kids

 

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Mirth is the foremost capsule to keep our life lively. With an honest effort to fill your Thanksgiving Day with laughter, we have brought some jokes to share with family and friends that will keep us laughing and rolling with laughter during Thanksgiving Feast:

 

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Funny jokes about thanksgiving turkey for kids

Funny jokes about thanksgiving turkey

 

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"

little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

 

Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A: A har-vest!

 

John: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.

Tom: What are you serving instead?

John: Squash.

 

Q: What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?

A: Beets me!

 

Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? 

A: A Har-VEST

 

A man was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

 

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? 

A: Pilgrims

 

Q: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? 

A: They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!

 

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? 

A: Fangs-giving

 

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? 

A: It contained 24 carrots 

 

Turkey jokes

 

 funny turkey jokes for thanksgiving and riddles

Turkey jokes for thanksgiving

 

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? 

A turkey because it is always stuffed.

 

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? 

God save the kin.

 

 

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

 

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

 

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just have the turkey!

 

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

 

Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?

A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

 

Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make? 

A: Wing! Wing! 

 

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? 

A: A poultry-geist

 

Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey? 

A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream 

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? 

A: A turkey that can pluck itself 

 

Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? 

A: The tur-KEY 

 

Q: What sound does a space turkey make? 

A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble! 

 

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? 

A: The turkey trot 

 

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? 

A: The turkey because he's already stuffed 

 

Thanksgiving

 

Funny thanksgiving turkey jokes for kids

Thanksgiving turkey jokes for kids

 

What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!

 

If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.

 

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.

 

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY

 

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy!

 

What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

 

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot

 

 What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

 

Did you hear the one-liner about turkey crossing the road on Thanksgiving because it was the chicken's day off?

 

Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths. 

 

You don't need Thanksgiving to hate your family. 

 

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