Black Friday Jokes For Adults That Will Make You Laugh

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Black Friday Jokes

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A great collection of Black Friday Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny black friday jokes with your friends and family.....

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Q: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

A: They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!

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Q: Who profits the most on Black Friday?

A: The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day. 

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Q: Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping?

A: He heard boys underwear was half off.

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Q: What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?

A: A Macintosh.

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Q: How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal?

A: Don't worry they'll let you know. 

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Q: How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line with you on Black Friday?

A: He Jingles All The Way.

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Q: What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?

A: Credit card payment slips!

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Q: What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

A: You gotta Mufasa

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Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?

A: The one who earns the least.

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Q: Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?

A: They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.

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Q: What's the best time to rob Ice Cube?

A: Black Friday After Next.

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Q: Why was the hot white girl waiting in line on Black Friday?

A: To get a Starbucks latte.

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Q: What do people eat on Black Friday?

A: Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.

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Q: Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

A: They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving's feast.

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Q: Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

A: It matches the mood of all those unhappy bloated shoppers.

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Q: Why did Obama's family go shopping on Black Friday?

A: What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?! 

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Q: Who profits the most on Black Friday?

A: The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

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Q: What do people eat on Black Friday?

A: Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.

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Q: Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ‘Black Friday’?

A: It matches the mood of all those unhappy bloated shoppers.

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Q: Why did Obama’s family go shopping on Black Friday?

A: What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!

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Q: Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?

A: They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.

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Q: What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?

A: A Macintosh.

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Q: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

A: They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.

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Q: What flies quicker than things off the rack on Black Friday?

A: Credit card installment slips!

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Q: What did Nala tell Simba subsequent to seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?

A: You gotta Mufasa

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Q: Which family as a rule spends the most on Black Friday?

A: The person who acquires the minimum.

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Q: Why do customers feel like cranberry squeeze on Black Friday?

A: They get wounded and battered wicked by other individuals until they get crushed at the clerk.

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Q: What do individuals eat on Black Friday?

A: Whatever they couldn’t complete on Thanksgiving Thursday.

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Q: Why do Americans set out for some shopping on Black Friday?

A: They are grateful they survived Thanksgiving’s gala.

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Q: Why do they call the day in the wake of Thanksgiving “The shopping extravaganza following Thanksgiving”?

A: It coordinates the disposition of each one of those despondent bloated customers.

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Q: Why did Obama’s family set out for some shopping on Black Friday?

A: What better path is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!

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