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There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. 

 

The first one went out and got a total make over with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, 

 

"I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." 

 

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, 

 

"I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." 

 

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, 

 

"I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." 

 

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. 

 

Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

 

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