15 Really Bad Jokes: So Bad They’re Funny

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Thuday, 17/09/2020 03:09

Here are 15 really bad jokes that will make you cringe and make you smile simultaneously.

 

They really are so bad they’re funny. Certainly, they made me smile.

 

- Cashier in store: “Would you like the milk in a bag”?

- Man: “No, just leave it in the carton”.

 

- Man in a bookstore: Where is the Self Help section, please?

- Saleswoman: If I told that sir it would defeat the purpose.

 

- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

- In case he gets a hole in one!

 

- How do you make holy water?

- You boil the hell out of it.

 

- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

- Nothing, they just waved.

 

- Who’s the king of the classroom?

- The Ruler!

 

- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?

- Feyoncé!

 

- Why can’t zoo animals take tests?

- There are too many cheetahs!

 

- Why did the scarecrow win an award?

- Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

- What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?

- Someday my prints will come.

 

- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

- Great food but no atmosphere!

 

- How many apples grow on a tree?

- All of them!

 

- How do think the unthinkable?

- With an itheberg!

 

- What do you call a blind dinosaur?

- Doyouthinkhesaurus

 

- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

- It goes back four seconds!

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