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Funny Blonde Brunette And Redhead Jokes

Blonde Brunette And Redhead Jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. ... The blonde of the joke is often placed in an unusual situation with a brunette or redhead

 

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Q: What's the brunette's mating call?

Brunette: "Who's next?"

Blonde: "I thought you said I was sexier than that brunette b*tch?!"

Redhead: "better start chewing some vitamins kid."

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Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?

A1: So blondes can REMEMBER them.

A2: Because it would HURT a blonde's brain to think of a longer one.

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Q: what's the only reason men prefer blondes?

A: Because brunettes aren't as easy to get into bed.

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Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras ?

A: It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.

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Q. Why are there no brunette jokes? 

A: Because blondes would have to think them up. 

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Q: What do you call a brunette in between two blonds? 

A: Interpreter

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Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? 

A: A hostage. 

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Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head? 

A: A brunette with bad breath. 

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Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? 

A: The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

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Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? 

A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. 

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Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? 

A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. 

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Q: What is a brunette between two blondes? 

A: An interpreter. 

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Q: Who has more fun, blondes or brunettes? 

A: The girls with the bigger boobs. 

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Q: Who has more fun, Blondes or Brunettes? 

A: I would say the girl with the bigger boobs. 

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Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? 

A: Brown-bagging it. 

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Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? 

A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. 

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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? 

A: So brunettes can remember them. 

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Q: A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie."

A: The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

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Q: Why did God create brunettes? 

A: Because the blondes couldn't either. 

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Q: Why are blonde jokes so short 

A: So brunettes can remember them 

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Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A: A thought.

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: A golden retriever.

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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

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Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?

A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A: A mental block.

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Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means Stop.

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Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

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Q: What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

A: You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

A: They pull up their pants.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don't. They're born that way!

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Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?

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Blonde: “I’m tired of people saying I’m stupid just because I’m blonde”.

Redhead: “People say the same about me and I’m not even blonde.”

Brunette: “Maybe that’s because you two forgot how to use printer?”

Blonde: “No, that’s because you’ve spread rumors about us, like we can’t use that stupid printer.”

Brunette: “But you really can’t.”

Blonde: “No, I can. I’m just not sure which one of these is printer and which one is a microwave.”

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Brunette: "I don’t know."

Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey girls," says the brunette,

"Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

The next day, they all leave right after the boss does.

The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss!

She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette.

"We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"

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