Hilarious Blonde Jokes Short That Will Make You Laugh

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Hilarious Blonde Jokes Short That Will Make You Laugh

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Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. ... The blonde of the joke is often placed in an unusual situation with a brunette or redhead

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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

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Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?

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Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

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Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?

A: They drowned in Spring training.

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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?

A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?

A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?

A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Q: Why can't Blondes be pharmacists?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin. 

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: A golden retriever.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

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Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A: A thought.

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?

A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

A: Because it said "concentrate"!

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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes go in first!

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Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?

A: To keep their ankles warm.

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Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

A: To keep here legs closed.

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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

A: Data transfer.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?

A: Donut seeds.

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Q: What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale?

A: Humpme Dumpme!

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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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