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What do you call a keen blonde? A brilliant retriever.
What do you call a fly humming inside a blonde’s head? A Space Invader.
Why can’t blondes number to 70? Since 69 is a somewhat of a sizable chunk.
Why does a blondie wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs shut.
What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Doughnut seeds.
How would you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Sparkle an electric lamp in their ear.
What did the blonde say when she discovered she was pregnant? “Is it true that you are certain its mine?”
What are the most exceedingly bad six years in a blonde’s life? Third Grade!
What do you do if a blonde tosses an explosive at you? Pull the pin and toss it back.
A blonde said, “I was concerned that my repairman may attempt to scam me, I was soothed when he let me know everything I needed was turn-signal liquid.”
How would you get a blonde to wed you? Advise her she’s pregnant.
What did the blonde say when somebody blew in her ear? Much obliged for the refill.
What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Presents themself.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another fair’s ear? Information exchange.
What can strike a blonde without her notwithstanding knowing it? An idea.
How would you confound a blonde? You don’t. They’re conceived that way!
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Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A. Her IQ goes up!
Q. What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A. A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q. What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A. Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q. What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Q. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Q. How does a blonde moon walk?
A. She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A. Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.
Q. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A. "Nice tits!"
Q. How does a blonde high-5?
A. She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A. She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q. How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
Q. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A. They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year's hide and seek champ
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Q: How do youbrainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A By doing the splits.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A : There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
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