You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly-- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

1/5 (1) votes

Monday, 16/05/2016 10:05

You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly

 

Let's read Funny Jokes about Animal JokesAnimal fun

 



A woman called our airline 
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.



“Sure,” I said,

 

“as long as you provide your own kennel.”

 

I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.



The customer was flummoxed:

 


“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”

 

See more funny jokes with us :)

 

Super Led Boy

HOT TOPIC

Yo Mama Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Romantic Quotes

More fun with johnny upgrade cool maths, klondike turn 3, i will love you forever quotes, klondike solitaire turn one

CATEGORIES