The List of 30 Silly One Liner Tiger Jokes For Kids

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The List of 30 Silly One Liner Tiger Jokes For Kids

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Here are 30 funny tiger jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny tiger joke?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Tiger jokes for kids

 

Tiger Jokes For Kids

Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?

A: A copycat!

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Q: Why did the tiger loose at poker?

A: Because he was playing with a cheetah

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Q: Why are tigers religious?

A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

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Q: Where does a tiger sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!

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Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

A: A tiger lily!

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Q: Whats striped and bouncy?

A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

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Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?

A: A tiger moth!

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Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: He was looking for pooh.

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Q: What does Calvin feed Hobbes?

A: Nothing he's already stuffed.

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Q: How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes!

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Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: Jungle bells!jungle bells!

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Q: What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?

A: Sandy claws!

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Q: How do tigers describe themselves?

A: Purr-fect!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?

A: Frost-bite!

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Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?

A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.

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Q: Why can't a tiger become a herbivore?

A: A tiger can't change his stripes.

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Q: On which side does a tiger have most stripes?

A: On the outside.

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Q: Who went into the tigers den and came out alive?

A: The tiger.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?

A: A stripey sweater.

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Q: What's striped and goes round and round?

A: A tiger in a revolving door.

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Q: What 4 animals does a woman need in her life?

A: A mink on her back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.

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Q: What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?

A: Spot.

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Q: If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger?

A: Stri-ped.

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Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!

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Q: What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

A: Let us prey.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a watchdog?

A: A terrified postman!

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Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A: A tiger has the mane part missing

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Q: What is tiger's favorite food?

A: Baked beings!

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Q: How does a tiger greet the other animals in the field?

A: Pleased to eat you!

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Q: On which day do tiger eat people?

A: Chewsday!

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Q: Why don't tigers like fast food?

A: Because they can't catch it!

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Q: How do you take a tiger's temperature?

A: Very carefully!

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Q: Why do tigers always eat raw meat?

A: Because they don't know how to cook. 

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