The List of 30 Silly One Liner Cat Jokes For Kids

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The List of 30 Silly One Liner Cat Jokes For Kids

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Here are 30 funny cat jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny cat joke?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Cat jokes

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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: a meowntain

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Q: When is a lion not a lion?

A: When he turns into his cage!

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Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?

A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Q: What do you call a flying cat?

A: I'm-paws-sible.

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Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

A: I'm paw!

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Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?

A: She had a litter of mittens.

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Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

A: An aunt-eater!

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Q: Who are cats going to vote for in November?

A: Hillary Kitten.

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Q: Why shouldn't you kidnap the kitten, Keanu?

A: Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

A: None, because they were copycats!

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Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A: A car-pet

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Q: What do tigers wear in bed?

A: Stripey pyjamas!

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Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?

A: She was feline fine.

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Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

A: The purrpatrator.

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Q: How do you get a wet pussy?

A: Put it in the shower.

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Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?

A: A spelling bee!

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Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

A: To keep an eye on the mouse!

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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?

A: The Pink Panter Show!

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Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?

A: You got to be kitten me.

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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?

A: Purrrple!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A: A stripey jumper!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A: A peeping tom.

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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?

A: Take me to your litter.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A: A sourpuss!

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Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?

A: A stripey sweater!

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Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?

A: Because he has sandy claws!

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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

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Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten. 

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 Whomever it was cat jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite "funny cat jokes". Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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