The List Of 30 Orangutan Jokes That Are Really Funny

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Orangutan Jokes

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Q: How did Gertie Orangutan win the beauty contest?

A: She was the beast of the show!

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Q: How do you prepare a Orangutan sundae?

A: Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Q: What did George Washington have to do with Orangutans?

A: As little as possible, dummy!

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Q: What do you feed a 600 pound Orangutan?

A: Anything it wants! What does a Orangutan attorney study?

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Q: The Law of the jungle! What does a Orangutan learn first in school?

A: The Apey-cees!

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Q: What gives a orangutan good taste?

A: Four years in an Ivy League school!

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Q: What happens if you cross a parrot with a Orangutan?

A: Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

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Q: What's orange, brown and white, orange, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?

A: An Orangutan riding down a snowbank!

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Q: What is as big as an orangutan but weighs nothing?

A: Its shadow!

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Q: When did the Orangutans start to picket the cookie factory?

A: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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Q: Which author do the Orangutans love most?

A: Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Q: Which drink makes a Orangutan feel tipsy?

A: An ape-ricot sour!

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Q: Which technique does a Orangutan borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

A: The bear hug!

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Q: Who is the Orangutans' favourite President of recent years?

A: Hairy Truman!

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Q: Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Orangutans during World War Two?

A: Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Q: Why did the actor fire his Orangutan agent?

A: The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Q: Why did the female Orangutan, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?

A: Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

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Q: Why did the Orangutan fail English?

A: He had little Ape-titude!

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Q: Why do waiters like Orangutans better than flies?

A: Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Orangutan in my soup!'

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Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?

A: They have big fingers.

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Q: How do you make a Orangutan laugh?

A: Tell it a whale of a tale!

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Q: How do you make a Orangutan float?

A: Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Orangutan!

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Q: Why don't the orangutans in the jungle play poker any more?

A: There are just too many Cheetahs.

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Q: Why are orangutans so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Q: How did a Orangutan come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?

A: He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

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Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: Why did the orangutan fall out of the tree?

A: It was dead.

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Q: What do orangutans do when they're mad at each other?

A: They have a Gorilla war!

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Q: Why did the orangutan go to the doctor?

A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well! 

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