The List Of 30 Cat Jokes That Are So Bad They're Good

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The List Of 30 Cat Jokes That Are So Bad They're Good

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Here are 30 funny cat jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny cat joke?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Let's read Funny Animal Jokes about Cat Jokes

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Cat Jokes

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Q: How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself?

A: She's smoking a cigarette.

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?

A: A terrified postman!

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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: A meowntain

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Q: When is a lion not a lion?

A: When he turns into his cage!

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Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?

A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Q: What do you call a flying cat?

A: I'm-paws-sible.

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Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

A: I'm paw!

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Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?

A: She had a litter of mittens.

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Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

A: An aunt-eater!

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Q: Who are cats going to vote for in November?

A: Hillary Kitten.

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Q: Why shouldn't you kidnap the kitten, Keanu?

A: Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A: A peeping tom.

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Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many cheetahs.

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Q: What is a cat's favourite song?

A: Three Blind Mice.

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Q: What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?

A: Claw Enforcement.

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Q: How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?

A: He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?

A: For kitty littering.

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Q: Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?

A: Because they finally opened their eyes.

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Q: Why are cats better than babies?

A: Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

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Q: What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?

A: Hiss and Tell.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?

A: A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

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Q: What does a cat do when it gets mad?

A: It has a hissy fit.

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Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

A: The purrpatrator.

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Q: What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the whole show!

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Q: What is a cat's favourite colour?

A: Purrrrrrrple!

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Q: Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

A: The retail store.

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Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?

A: A mice cream cone.

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Q: What do cats use to make coffee?

A: A purrcolator.

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Q: What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?

A: A duck filled fatty puss.

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 Whomever it was cat jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite "funny cat jokes". Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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