The Best Shark Jokes One Liners For Adults In The World

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Shark Jokes

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Here you have a specific category for adults. Here you will find mischievous, sassy, sexy and naughty jokes are not intended for children. 

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Let's read Funny Animal Jokes about Shark Jokes

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Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?

A: A CARDSHARK

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Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show

A: Shark Trek

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Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?

A: They're too nice!

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Q: What do you call a solitary shark

A: A "lone" (loan) shark

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Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky

A: The sky is Jet territory

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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy!

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Q: Why don't sharks like fast food?

A: Because they can't catch it!

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Q: What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?

A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence...

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Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv

A: Anything but Flipper!

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Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story

A: Noah's SHARK

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Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel

A: FINnegan's wake

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Q: What do you call a shark that can't stop singing "U Cant Touch This?"

A: An M.C. Hammerhead.

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Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly!

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Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?

A: To get to the other TIDE

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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Q: How do you make a shark laugh?

A: Tell a whale of a tale.

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Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film

A: Midnight Caudal

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress

A: Dorsal Day

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor

A: Shark Hudson

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Q: Why did the shark commit suicide

A: He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles

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Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship

A: Its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky

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Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink

A: Jaw-va

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Q: What was the nerd shark's favorite programming language

A: Jaw-va

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Q: What is the shark worlds favorite macintosh web browser

A: Jawvari

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Q: What was the shark jazz musician's favorite illegal substance?

A: Reefer!

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Q: Why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced

A: They no longer loved each other

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Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?

A: James K. Shark

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Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie

A: Citizen Kane-i-kokala

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Q: What does a snowshark give you?

A: Frost bites.

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Q: Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy?

A: The Jaw-Breaker!

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Q: What was the sharks favorite B-52s song

A: Love Shark

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Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?

A: Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.

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Q: What is a shark's favorite smell?

A: Human blood.

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Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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Q: How did the crazy shark become normal again

A: Electro shark therapy

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Q: Why did the street sharks get arrested

A: Dorsal profiling

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Q: What did the street shark say when something radical happened?

A: JAWESOME

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Q: Why doesn't anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? 

A: She bites! 

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