Pony Spayed--Horse Jokes One Liners| Corny Animal Jokes

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Pony Spayed

 

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A man from the olden days rode into town on Monday, he spent six days and left on Friday how is this possible? Friday was the name of his horse. 

 

A Horse is a very Stable Animal. Yo momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real. 

 

I call my son Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around. 

 

Is it coincidence that you play chess with four horsemen. The White Pony Fell In The Mud. (It Wasn't Mud) The pony went to the doctor and said 

 

"I have a sore throat." The doctor said 

 

"It's okay your just a little horse." 

 

There was this young filly whose owners decided to have her "fixed."

 

 The stallion next door was heartbroken, as he'd always wanted to mate with her. 

 

He pined for her constantly. Moral of the Story? 

 

"A pony spayed is a pony yearned." 

 

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