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Mosquito Jokes

 

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?

You slap him and he slaps you back!

 

What is the most religious insect?

A mosque-ito!

 

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

 

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

 

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

 

What has antlers and sucks blood?

A moose-quito!

 

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?

Skin-diving!

 

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?

A mosquito drops off you when you die!

 

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

 

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

 

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