Funny Whale Jokes--Funniest Fat Whale Jokes Puns And Riddles For Kids

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Funny Whale Jokes

 

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Funny whale jokes

 

What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

What do whales like to chew?

Blubber gum!

Where are whales weighed?

At a whale weigh station

How do you circumsize a whale?

You send down four-skin divers.

Did you hear about the flying whale?

Actually its a whale of a story.

What do you call a baby whale?

A little squirt! What did the shark say to the whale?

What are you blubbering about?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?

Sha-Moo. How do you get banned from Sea World?

Free Willy.

What is an investment bankers favorite fish?

White Whales.

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide! What's Moby Dicks fathers name?

Papa Boner. How do fish travel long distances?

They whale (hail) a cab. What do you calf a whale with the stomach virus?

A be-loogie How do you make a fish laugh?

Tell a whale of a tale. Whats the difference between your mom and a blue whale?

Ten pounds.

I know a whale joke.

Its a real killer.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place. 

 

Funny Whale Jokes and Riddles

 

 

funny whale jokes 

 

 Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Because within 3 hours they can train a human to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

• What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

• What is a whale's favorite TV show?

The Flukes of Hazard.

• What time is it when a whale runs into your boat?

Time to get a new boat.

• Why was the whale so sad?

Because he was a Blue whale.

• What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales.

• Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

• Why do whales sing?

Because they can't talk.

• How can you make a whale float?

With root beer, ice cream and a whale.

 

• Have you ever seen a fish cry?

No, but I have seen a whale blubber.

What do whales eat for dinner? Fish and ships.

 

Funny Whales Jokes

 

 

funny whales jokes

 

What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!

 

How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four-skin divers.

 

What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt!

 

Did you hear about the flying whale? Actually its a whale of a story.

 

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

 

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!

 

What is a whale's favorite TV show? The Flukes of Hazard.

 

Why do whales sing? Because they can't talk.

 

What time is it when a whale runs into your boat? Time to get a new boat.

 

Why was the whale so sad? Because he was a Blue whale.

 

What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.

 

How can you make a whale float? With root beer, ice cream and a whale.

 

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