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Funny Monkey Jokes For Adults

 

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Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?

A: They slide down the banana-ster!

 

Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?

A: A chipmunk.

 

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A monkey with a machine gun.

 

Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

 

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A: Baboom!

 

Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?

A: Because it hadappeal!

 

Q: What do monkeys do for laughs?

A: They tell jokes about people!

 

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

 

Q: What do you tell a bad monkey?

A: Stop chimping about.

 

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Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!

 

Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

A: It won't be long now.

 

Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?

A: The monkey bars!

 

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George.

 

Q: Did you hear about the man who can jump from tree to tree?

A: He was a monkey's uncle.

 

Q: What do you call a Chimpanzee that works in a bar?

A: A Monkey Wench.

 

Q: What do you call a monkey with a wizards hat and wand?

A: Hairy potter

 

Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?

A: Let the chimps fall where they may.

 

Q: Did you hear about the awful jungle party?

A: Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip.

 

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Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

A: To a retailer!

 

Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?

A: The banana split!

 

Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?

A: There are too many cheetahs there!

 

Q: Why shouldn't you get into a fight with a monkey?

A: They use gorilla warfare.

 

Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?

A: On the ape vine!

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Q: How do you get an escaped lion back into his habitat?

A: With a bargaining chimp.

 

Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?

A: a Monkey Business.

 

Q: How do you catch a monkey?

A: Climb a tree and act like a banana!

 

Q: What did the monkey say. When he slide down the flag pole?

A: Goodness gracious great balls of fire. 

 

Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

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Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?

A: Because it had appeal!

 

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?

A: Nothing, bananas can't talk!

 

Q: What do monkeys do for laughs?

A: They tell jokes about people!

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Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!

 

Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

A: It won't be long now.

 

Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

A:To a retailer!

 

Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?

A: There are too many cheetahs there!

 

Quotes About Monkey For Adults

“No!" Leo yelled.

"Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor.

"Piper!" Jason cried.

"Monkey!" Frank yelled.

"Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs."

"Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs.” 

― Rick Riordan

 

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