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Jokes About Fish
jokes about fish
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
"I'm off the hook!"
Why don't fish like basketball?
Cause they're afraid of the net
Which fish can perform operations?
What do you call a fish with a tie?
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A Loan shark!
How do you make an Octupus laugh?
With ten-tickles Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
Just for the halibut! Why don't fish play basketball?
Because there afraid of the net. What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
Autotuna Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.
Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers teased her?
To fish for compliments.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Good morning ladies.
What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall?
Damn! Whats the best way to catch a fish? Have some one thow it at you.
Jokes About Fish For Kids
funny fish jokes for kids
Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Nick: Beats me.
Max: Something catchy!
Matt: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!
Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!
Jack: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
Jill: Search me. Why?
Jack: He had only two worms.
Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!
Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouthed bass!
Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Ben: Around the globe!
Aaron: How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
Pee Wee: I don’t know. How?
Aaron: By golf carp!
Jaylun: Why do fish swim in schools?
Ray: I don’t know.
Jaylun: Because they can’t walk!
Allen: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Neal: I don’t know. Why?
Allen: Because they have their own scales!
Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Mark: In a riverbank.
Thomas: How do you communicate with a fish?
Russ: I don’t know.
Thomas: Drop it a line!
Jokes About Fish One Liners
fish jokes one liners
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the most musical part of a fish?
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
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