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Cat Knock Knock Jokes One Liners

 

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Cat Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

Cat knock knock jokes 

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Furry

Furry who?

It’s your Furry Godmother, hurry up, you’re late!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Claw

Claw who?

It’s Claw Enforcement. You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of meow.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Hans!

Hans who?

Hans off my kitten!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Puss!

Puss who?

Puss-ibly the awesomeowest cat ever!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Claws!

Claws who?

Claws the door behind you, you’re letting in a draught!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Neil!

Neil who?

Neil down and pat the cat before he loses his temper!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Juan!

Juan who?

Juan day you’ll turn into a crazy cat lady, if you stick around too long! 

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Catsup.

Catsup who?

Catsup on top of the cupboard and won’t come down!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Purr!

Purr who?

Purr-sonally I think these jokes are probably best left for Christmas Crackers! 

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Claws

Claws who?

Santa Claws!

 

Cat Jokes One Liners

 

 

What’s a cat’s favourite pick up line? Meow you doing kitten?

How do French cats say “Thank You”? Meow-ci Beaucoup

What sport did the kittens play in the backyard? Hairball!

Every try stealing some catnip from a cat? Furrget about it honey!

What do cats eat on very hot days? Mice cream

What do you get when you cross a scraggily alley cat with a canary? A peeping tom!

What do you call a cat who just clawed your new leather handbag? Purrrrr evil!

What do you say when Purrrrr evils plan is foiled? The cat’s out of the bag now!

What do you call a cat and a roll of toilet paper? A cat-astrophe about to happen.

What’s the favourite movie for cats to watch? The Sound of Mewsic

What do you call a cat with a short haircut? Duh, a Bobcat hehe

How long can a cat meow until you feed him? Fur-ever :S

What did Mr Tabby cat do when he ate the cheese? Waited by Mouse’s house with baited breath

What do polite gentlemen cats say when they are in the way? Paw-don me sir! I’m furry sorry!

What did the cat say as he was leaving for work? Have a mice day darling

 

Cat Jokes One Liners For Kids

 

 

Cat jokes one liners 

Q: What looks like half a cat?

A: The other half.

Q: What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?

A: She had mittens.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?

A: A carrot.

Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?

A: With their mouths just like everyone else.

Q: What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?

A: Chocolate mouse.

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

A: Boo-hoo, I’m paw.

Q: How do you know if your Tom cat’s eaten a duck?

A: He’s got that down in the mouth look.

Q: What kind of musician do cats like to be?

A: Purr-cussionists.

Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?

A: To turn “ice” into “mice”

 

Funny Cat Puns Jokes

 

 

Funny cat puns jokes 

 What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

How do cats eat spaghetti ?

The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?

Chocolate mousse !

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?

She's got that down in the mouth look !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

 

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