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Cat Knock Knock Jokes One Liners
Cat Knock Knock Jokes
Cat knock knock jokes
It’s your Furry Godmother, hurry up, you’re late!
It’s Claw Enforcement. You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of meow.
Hans off my kitten!
Puss-ibly the awesomeowest cat ever!
Claws the door behind you, you’re letting in a draught!
Neil down and pat the cat before he loses his temper!
Juan day you’ll turn into a crazy cat lady, if you stick around too long!
Catsup on top of the cupboard and won’t come down!
Purr-sonally I think these jokes are probably best left for Christmas Crackers!
Cat Jokes One Liners
What’s a cat’s favourite pick up line? Meow you doing kitten?
How do French cats say “Thank You”? Meow-ci Beaucoup
What sport did the kittens play in the backyard? Hairball!
Every try stealing some catnip from a cat? Furrget about it honey!
What do cats eat on very hot days? Mice cream
What do you get when you cross a scraggily alley cat with a canary? A peeping tom!
What do you call a cat who just clawed your new leather handbag? Purrrrr evil!
What do you say when Purrrrr evils plan is foiled? The cat’s out of the bag now!
What do you call a cat and a roll of toilet paper? A cat-astrophe about to happen.
What’s the favourite movie for cats to watch? The Sound of Mewsic
What do you call a cat with a short haircut? Duh, a Bobcat hehe
How long can a cat meow until you feed him? Fur-ever :S
What did Mr Tabby cat do when he ate the cheese? Waited by Mouse’s house with baited breath
What do polite gentlemen cats say when they are in the way? Paw-don me sir! I’m furry sorry!
What did the cat say as he was leaving for work? Have a mice day darling
Cat Jokes One Liners For Kids
Cat jokes one liners
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half.
Q: What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: With their mouths just like everyone else.
Q: What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mouse.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
A: Boo-hoo, I’m paw.
Q: How do you know if your Tom cat’s eaten a duck?
A: He’s got that down in the mouth look.
Q: What kind of musician do cats like to be?
Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?
A: To turn “ice” into “mice”
Funny Cat Puns Jokes
Funny cat puns jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !
How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse !
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw !
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?
He has cat-arrh !
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look !
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !
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