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The World's Funniest Joke Ever

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Alligator Short Jokes 

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Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? 

A: Neither of them has enough bytes! 

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Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? 

A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it! 

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Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner? 

A: Two alligators coming to dinner 

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Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles? 

A: All I got her is shoes. 

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Q: Why shouldn't you taunt an alligator? 

A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end. 

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Alpaca Jokes

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Q: What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? 

A: Anything you want as he can't hear you! 

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Q: What's more amazing than a talking alpaca? 

A: A spelling bee! 

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Q: What did the alpaca say to his brother on the first day of school? 

A: Al-pac-as a lunch

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Q: What did they alpaca say to the blade of grass? 

A: Nice knawing you! 

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Q: What do you call Alpacas taking over the world? 

A: The Alpacalypse. 

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Baboon Jokes

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Q: What do you call a flying primate? 

A: A hot air baboon! 

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Q: What do you call a naughty monkey? 

A: A badboon! 

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Q: What happens if you cross a parrot with a Baboon? 

A: Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen! 

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Q: What should you do if you find a Baboon sitting at your school desk? 

A: Sit somewhere else!

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Q: What is a Baboons's favourite toy? 

A: A Bab-boom-orang! 

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Chicken Jokes

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Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? 

A: She was no spring chicken. 

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Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? 

A: She kicked the bucket! 

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? 

A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone. 

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? 

A: A bird that lays down! 

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Q: How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend? 

A: With his pecker. 

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Elephant Jokes

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Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers? 

A: So that he can sneak up on mice 

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Q: What do elephants and trees have in common? 

A: They both have big trunks! 

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Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? 

A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up! 

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Q: Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? 

A: Because of all the cheetahs! 

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Q: What do you call a elephant that never washes? 

A: A smellyphant! 

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Kangaroos Jokes

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Q: What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? 

A: Hip Hop 

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Q: Did you hear about the Kangaroo with glasses? 

A: He had to go to the Hopthalmologist. 

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

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Q: What do you call a talking kangaroo? 

A: A quantum leap. 

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Q: How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team? 

A: He jumps on the bandwagon. 

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Mouse Jokes

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Q: What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? 

A: A computer mouse. 

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Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? 

A: Hard cheese! 

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Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? 

A: Squeaky clean! 

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Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? 

A: A mouse sandwich! 

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Q: What kind of car does a mouse drive? 

A: A mini van 

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Reindeer Jokes

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Q: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party? 

A: Because he didn't want to be recognised! 

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Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats? 

A: Because they would look silly in plastic macs! 

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Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! 

A: One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! 

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Q: What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? 

A: Anything you want because he can't hear you! 

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Q: Why is a reindeer like a gossip? 

A: Because they are both tail bearers! 

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