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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

 

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

 

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

 

What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!

 

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

"Why are we running so fast?

" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?

A space invader!

 

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

 

How do you start an insect race?

One, two, flea - go!

 

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

 

What is a flea's favorite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

 

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