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Fish Jokes 04

 

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

 

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

 

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?

Billy the Squid!

 

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

 

What's the coldest fish in the sea?

A blue whale!

 

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

 

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish!

 

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside!

 

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

 

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea weed!

 

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