Fish Jokes 02 -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Fish Jokes 02

 

Let's read Funny Jokes about Animal JokesAnimal fun

 

 

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker!

 

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather!

 

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw!

 

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

 

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

 

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

 

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

 

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line!

 

Where do you weigh whales?

At a whale weigh station!

 

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

 

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