Fish Jokes 02 -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Fish Jokes 02


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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker!


What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather!


What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw!


Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!


How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!


Which fish go to heaven when they die?



What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line!


Where do you weigh whales?

At a whale weigh station!


What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!


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