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Fish Jokes 01

 

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

 

Where do little fishes go every morning?

To plaice school!

 

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

 

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

 

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you' 

2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' 

 

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?

Skate!

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

 

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

 

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible!

 

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

 

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